My family and I luxuriated at a fancy Orlando resort last
week. The place was huge, with
four swimming pools, a bunch of bars, a couple restaurants, convenience stores,
a “lake” where guests could rent paddle boats and fishing equipment, 9-hole
golf course and, of course, a spa.
Yes, it was amazing. And I
sort of hated myself for liking it.
Because by the second day I realized that the resort was lying to
me. Not the people, mind you, but
the place. And I guess the
employees were part of the lie, too. But in their defense, they were just doing
their jobs. What was the lie that
offended me so? That I deserved to
be there.
It occurred to me as I sat on my private balcony, looking
over a palm-lined pool, at the 5th hole of Nick Faldo’s golf course,
that the resort was bending over backwards to convince me that I deserved
this. “You work hard, sir! Enjoy
yourself. Play an expensive round
of golf! Send your wife and
daughter to the spa! Pay $8 for a
glass of beer! Buy an ice cream cone! You look exhausted; here sit down and
have a drink.”
Anyway, I had a nice time at the resort. I had fun walking in green grass under
a warm sun. I had fun swimming
with my family. I had a few nice evenings reading under a light by the
pool. And I actually had a nice
time pondering and debunking the huge loads of bullshit we Americans are fed
daily, which we gladly gobble up:
“You deserve this.”
For most of human history, humans worked every minute of every day
simply to stay alive. A lot of
people still do. That is hard
work. We’ve simply allowed
ourselves to believe the lie that going and standing around somewhere,
separated from our family and all of our stuff, is hard work. As for deserving it- that’s a relief
isn’t it? No guilt that you have
so much while most of the world has so little. You work hard!
You deserve it! And forget
wondering why so many laws favor the wealthy! They deserve it!
“Every American (black, white, Mexican, male, female, rich
family, poor family) who wants to, who works hard, can succeed.”
Here is a link to a study which shows
who your parents are matters more in America than it does in most of the
Western world:
http://www.oecd.org/dataoecd/2/7/45002641.pdf
.
That alone proves the fallacy of
the American Dream.
But I’ll go on
anyway.
“If you think the wealthy have it so easy, you should work
hard and become wealthy.” (I know
we’ve already talked about the “hard work” lie. But let’s leave that out of
this argument.) Here’s a real-life
example of this lie that I see a lot:
If I say baseball owners have it too easy, that we taxpayers shouldn’t
build billionaires stadiums, some of you will say that I’m jealous. “They earned their money by working
hard. They didn’t break any
laws. If you want it as “easy” as
they have it, do what they did and become a billionaire. Besides, it’s players who are
over-paid. They demand more and
more money. They’re lucky to be
paid as well as they are to play a game!”
My response is always the same:
If you think players have it so easy, work hard and become one.
See what I did there?
It’s preposterous to think that all a regular old dope has to do to
become a professional athlete is work hard. We know that it takes hard work to be a professional
athlete. But it also takes some
skills and talents that most don’t have.
And it’s worth remembering that for every owner there are dozens of players. Therefore we can say with unassailable
logic that it’s much, much easier to be a professional athlete than an owner;
that the talents necessary to be wealthy are more rare than the talents it
takes to hit home runs. By the way-
yes, we’re ignoring, for the sake of argument, all the billionaires who have
used psychopathic means, means you wouldn’t use even if you could, to make
their money. To wit:
British
journalist Jon Ronson immersed himself in the world of mental health diagnosis
and criminal profiling to understand what makes some people psychopaths —
dangerous predators who lack the behavioral controls and tender feelings the
rest of us take for granted. Among the things he learned while researching his
new book, “The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness
Industry”: the incidence of psychopathy among CEOs is about 4
percent, four times what it is in the population at large.
Source:http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2011/06/14/why-some-psychopaths-make-great-ceos/
Anyway, we can say with absolute certainty that hard work,
to say nothing of “hard work”, has nothing to do with success. Maybe most wealthy people have “worked
hard”, but most hard workers are not wealthy. And they never will be.
“Raising taxes on the wealthy is punishing success!
It’s class warfare! Why do you hate
rich people?”
I don’t like to say
that wealthy people should pay their “fair share”.
Not because they shouldn’t; we all should.
But I don’t know what a “fair share”
would be.
Maybe the answer is a
flat tax. Everyone pays the same percentage of income, period.
That’s a different debate, one that
comes only after we call this lie out.
Because, while I don’t know what a fair share is, I certainly know what
it isn’t.
And the wealthy aren’t
paying their fair share.
Mitt
Romney’s effective tax rate has been all over the news lately.
It’s about 14%.
That's pretty damn low. It’s so low because his income isn’t
considered income.
It’s considered
a capital gain, a gain on an investment.
But make no mistake- it is his income.
And he’s not alone, of course.
Warren Buffet benefits from the same loophole. So do all
those delightful Wall Street hedge fund billionaires.
I hope it doesn’t surprise you to learn that the wealthy
benefit from more tax loopholes than you do.
I don’t want to waste time pointing them all out.
Let’s agree that if we closed the
capital gains and Cayman Island tax shelter loopholes down, if we took away all
deductions, the wealthy would be affected way more than you and I.
Therefore they are disproportionately
benefitting now.
Conclusion:
They are not paying their fair
share.
Now that we agree on that,
we can debate what everyone’s fair share is without calling it class warfare,
right?
“You own a yacht and a
private plane?
Good for you!
You want to pay half the taxes I
do?
Wait…what now?”
“No poor man has ever given me a job.” If you’ve worked in customer service
for more that four days you’ve heard this from an angry customer: “Goddamnit, I pay your salary!” While that is maddening as hell, there
is some truth to it. Consumers
make our economy go ‘round. So
actually plenty of poor people have “given” you a job. Which is to say: We’re all in this together. The wealthy don’t usually just give
people jobs out of charity. They
hire because they need employees.
And employees need employers who take chances, blah, blah, blah. We don’t need to be thanked for
working. They don’t need to be thanked for hiring. They aren’t doing us a favor; just like our lungs aren’t
doing us a favor by breathing.
They can’t survive without us.
“Americans feel entitled to handouts.” This may even be true. But it includes the wealthy. Except when a Captain of Industry wants
a handout, he doesn’t call it an “entitlement,” he calls it greed (And of
course he wouldn’t even call it that in public! Only to his friends will he admit that it is greed that
drives him. In public, he’ll call
his handout a “tax incentive” or something equally inoffensive). And he is very pleased with his verbal
gymnastics! “Greed is still good, but any fool knows only losers feel- I’m
sorry, I know there are ladies present- entitled.”
“I’m a self-sufficient, self-made man.
I don’t need the government’s
help.”
There was an
article
in the New York Times that illustrates this last week.
If you look at the map, you’ll see that
the areas of the country that receive the most government benefits are the most
Red areas of the country.
Put
another way:
The people who rail
against the government the loudest, need it the most.
Does this make them all assholes?
No.
It means
they’ve bought the lie that people who use government programs are “other
people.”
Yes, even while they are
on welfare, they continue to believe that the real problem is everyone else,
who are nothing but a bunch of Commies; lazy sucklers of the government
teat.
They convince themselves
that these “others” want welfare, as opposed to the Red Staters, who take it
begrudgingly.
“You only have two choices. You are either a Republican or a
Democrat.” Bull-fucking-shit. I should have made their supposed
differences Lie #1. Their
differences are window dressing; the façade that covers up the truth: They both work for the wealthy. We’d notice this if we looked very
closely. So they make sure we
don’t look very closely. Some of
them yell, “Look at those Godless Fags trying to get married! Oh my God, they’re kissing!” And we run over there and check it
out. Some of us throw stones at
the poor lovebirds. Then the
rest of us call the stone throwers rat bastards. And guess whose hands are in the cookie jar while we’re over
there fighting amongst ourselves like a bunch of goddamn puppets? Hint: It isn’t the illegal immigrants.
Want good news?
It doesn’t have to be this way.
We can stop letting them distract us, lie to us, and artificially divide
us with wedge issues.
We the People’s rousing defeat of SOPA showed us how to act. Before SOPA, few of us had thought much
about online piracy. Then SOPA
came along, and with it Big Business’ message that we MUST stop online piracy
now! “I suppose we do,” we
thought. But they didn’t start
muddying the waters soon enough.
They didn’t have their paid “experts” on news shows, with their supposed
Independent Research, showing us what a great deal SOPA was for us people. Their story, their lie, didn’t have
time to set in before the actual Internet experts said, “Hold on a minute! SOPA
would do way more harm than good and here’s why.” And because we had heard the truth before the lie set in, we
were able to clearly see the lie: It
was a power grab, a rogering. SOPA
wouldn’t just blow up pirates; it would drain the ocean, which isn’t theirs to
drain. It took too much from Us in the name of giving Them what they
wanted. We the People saw through
the bullshit and realized that SOPA was a terrible deal for us. So we stood together and said, “No, try
again. And next time come back
with something that doesn’t insult our intelligence. ” And they went back from whence they had
come to lick their wounds. But
don’t worry, they will go to the oil companies and ask, “How in the hell did
you convince so many of them that climate change was a hoax?” And the oil companies will tell them
about muddying the waters with supposed Independent Research, about how to pay
a bunch of experts to go on T.V. and not be in consensus, and then send a guy
out to say, “Well, you know, there is a lack of consensus.” I promise you this: We will start hearing that there is no
consensus among the experts regarding SOPA soon. Some well-paid jackass will go on T.V. and say, “Well, you
know, many experts, myself included, believe that SOPA was a great deal for
American consumers, and especially small-businesses on Main Street! It’s a shame that Internet terrorists
and trolls, with the help of Washington insiders and lobbyists, prevented the
American people from benefiting from that legislation. My hope is that one day some valiant
Senator will stand up, sponsor a new bill and fight for the people.”
Dear friend, please, stop believing that and start believing
this: You will never achieve the
American Dream. Your life was more
or less decided the day you were born (more on that in a future post). We have
more in common, much more, than any of us do with the uber-wealthy. We proved that we are powerful enough
to protect our self-interest when we are clear and honest about what our
self-interest is. We do live in a
Republic after all. One person,
one vote. And that remains
powerful as long as we don’t allow ourselves to be scattered by lies and wedge
issues that artificially divide us.
