As you know, Smitty is working on a book. Unfortunately he is not so busy that he doesn't have time to harass me. He sent me an email today which took me a while to make sense of. It was a picture of a naked man, his privates covered by a wine bottle; which is to say that his penis was actually in the bottle. As I say, I didn't immediately get the joke. Then I read Smitty's caption, which read: In vino veritas!