Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Still Good, Will


I don’t like to brag, but…I have just improved Hamlet. Don’t believe me? Check out my re-working of the advice Polonius gives his son in scene III of the first act (my addition is in bold for clarity):  “Neither a borrower nor a lender nor an asshole be…”

I don’t think Shakespeare should feel too bad. Hamlet stood unimproved for over 400 years. That’s pretty good. Hell, my blog might not even do that!

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