I don’t like to brag, but…I have just improved Hamlet. Don’t believe me? Check out my re-working of the advice Polonius gives his son in scene III of the first act (my addition is in bold for clarity): “Neither a borrower nor a lender nor an asshole be…”
I don’t think Shakespeare should feel too bad. Hamlet stood unimproved for over 400 years. That’s pretty good. Hell, my blog might not even do that!