Tommy and Clyde

I just returned from renewing my driver's license. It expired three months ago. That's right pigs, you're too late! Come and get me coppa! Probably best no unfortunate cop tried pulling me over while I was playing fast and loose with the law.  I won't be taken easily, I promise you that. Anyway, as I say, I am now legal (unless you count the chemical composition of my bloodstream). And I can't wait to see my new license...when I got in my car to drive home, I realized my shirt was on inside out.  Sweet.