I just heard a joke that I'm struggling to make sense of and I thought you could probably help. Tell me if you get this: "Confucius says, 'Man who walks through airport door sideways going to Thailand.'"
Confused by Confucius
Dear Confused by Confucius,
Whoever told you the joke is too vague and, therefore, not very funny. You need to know where in Thailand the man is going. To wit: Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."
Have a nice day and be careful out there,