Dear Smitty

Dear Smitty,

I am a man in my midish-30’s.   When using Play-Doh with my wife and kids, I almost always end up making a penis or a vagina or both. I make sure my kids don’t see what I’m doing, of course.  Is there something wrong with me?

Signed,

Typical Guy (I hope)

Dear Typical Guy (you wish),

Yes. You do not get nearly enough sex. Tell your wife I said so.

You’re welcome,

Smitty