Friday, May 20, 2011

So Long, Suckers!

Here's the plan:  Tonight I'm going to build a huge slingshot. At 5:59:59 P.M CDT tomorrow I will use it to shoot myself into the air, where I will soon be joined by all the Righteous on their way to Heaven.  Then, in the mad confusion, I'll grab onto one of them and sneak through the Pearly Gates!

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