From: Male Softball Teammate
Is this supposed to be funny? You should go back to Kindergarten! I feel sorry for you.
To: (Former) Softball Teammate
Not only is it supposed to be funny- it is funny! I don't want to make you feel bad, but I'm sort of an expert on this type of thing, and this is Humor 101-type stuff. I'll pass on Kindergarten, but accept your pity.