From: Male Softball Teammate
To: Me
Is this supposed to be funny? You should go back to Kindergarten! I feel sorry for you.
From: Me
To: (Former) Softball Teammate
Not only is it supposed to be funny- it is funny! I don't want to make you feel bad, but I'm sort of an expert on this type of thing, and this is Humor 101-type stuff. I'll pass on Kindergarten, but accept your pity.
Thanks!
T. Morgan
"Kindergarten," he says, in response to a manipulative email gag? Seems like he doesn't understand human development very much.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe a freaking softball team is full of so many humorless morons. Are they on a losing streak or something? Shit, man.
I think I struck a nerve with the "having a crush on Lauren" part. She just emailed me a second time (I'll put it up soon), and addressed it to "Nearly Me", as if she thought he, and not an impostor, had sent it. I revealed the jig to her to calm her down. (Yes I realize the potential for comedy gold that I flushed away by doing so. "But Lauren, I do! I do!")
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