Saturday, July 17, 2010

You Might Be An Asshole

If you are offended only when someone compares "your" President to Hitler, you might be an asshole.

If you complain about how much it costs taxpayers every time the President flies somewhere only when it is not "your" President in office, you might be an asshole.

If "Big Government" bothers you only when your party is not in charge of the government, you might be an asshole.

If the deficit bothers you only when your party is not in charge, you might be an asshole.

If you argue using facts that you have to know can't be true, you might be an asshole.

If you think that all corporations are evil or that all people who need public assistance are lazy, you might be an asshole.

If you have actively sought several deferments from military service and, years later, call people who question whether a particular war is necessary "unpatriotic", you might be an asshole.

If you think that everyone who disagrees with your politics is an asshole, you might be an asshole.

3 comments:

  1. Hmm, I'm having a hard time figuring out what you mean here...

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  2. If you are having trouble figuring out what I mean here...

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  3. You make me laugh, out loud.

    If you're going out of town, sans kiddos in tow...

    If you tell the SAHD that you're going out of town, sans kiddos in tow...

    If you're positively giddy to be going out of town, sans kiddos in tow...

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