Saturday, February 19, 2011

The Mall of America and Me

How berserk was the Mall of America today? It was so crowded with fools that even I, yes I, had to tell a woman to, "settle the hell down." And then I gave her husband a look which told him I wasn't interested in hearing from him anytime soon either. Best time I've had at the Mall in years!


  1. did she put her finger in your mouth? Or perhaps you put your finger in her mouth?

  2. I think that only happens to you