Something has been on my mind lately; a thought I just cannot shake. I don’t really want to put it in writing, published writing anyway, because I hate the thought of offending one of my precious few readers. But I’ve thought about this from every angle. I am right and if you disagree with me on this you are wrong. I’m sorry; it is that simple. So certain am I about this that if I find out that Obama does it, I will vote for Palin in 2012. So, without further ado, here it is: If you like orange marmalade on your toast, you are an asshole. You just are. And that is your problem, not mine.