Thursday, August 19, 2010

Dear Smitty's Mailbag

It's going to be an exciting couple days for Smitty. His to-do list includes responding to a high school sophomore with a guilty conscience over a stolen beaver pelt, a college kid with a vulva story, and slutty librarians.  If the kids he is watching would STOP CRYING he could get something done.

1 comment:

  1. smitty is watching kids??? oh gosh...he should probably provide a little blurb on how that went for him.